Sunday, January 31, 2010

Your Sunday Battery Burner....

Giggity.



Giggity.



*shudder*


*ahem*

Goalie Porn by Chris Jerina, to whom I owe undying gratitude for finally capturing Ben Bishop's pre-period stretch on camera for me.

Sweet mother of giant bendy goalie...

23 comments:

hipchecks  January 31, 2010 at 11:19 AM  

Hot damn. Dirty thoughts must stop!

Ms. Conduct  January 31, 2010 at 11:22 AM  

Why? The whole point is to start the dirty thoughts! :D

Teddi  January 31, 2010 at 11:39 AM  

Sweet Jesus, does anyone have a smoke?

LittleRedBeemer  January 31, 2010 at 4:38 PM  

Sweet mother of all that is holy!! It's a good thing I sang at all 3 church services today because I doubt anything less than receiving 3 communions would forgive my sinful thoughts at the moment!!!!

Sunshine36616  January 31, 2010 at 8:45 PM  

Niittimaki and Khabibulin do "the lean" too...never seen them do it like that though. WOW!

SinBinRegular  January 31, 2010 at 11:14 PM  

Whew! I....just wow. I think I should get to see this in person...

StarryEyed  February 1, 2010 at 10:42 AM  

Oh dear lord what a fantastic time to find your blog. I may forgive him for being a Rivergoon...and I hope like hell they start him in one of the games this weekend here in Austin!

Ms. Conduct  February 1, 2010 at 11:54 AM  

StarryEyed, I'm sure they will. He does this at the start of every period so keep your eyes peeled. Take binoculars if you need to. It's even better in person. :D

LadyByngsLoveChild  February 1, 2010 at 1:50 PM  

Wow, just wow. I have a picture of Becks in mid stretch that was pretty tingle inducing. But, it's not as good as that one. I'm tempted to turn one of those pictures into my laptops new wallpaper so I can enjoy it all the time.

StarryEyed  February 1, 2010 at 3:33 PM  

Why oh why must he be a Rivergoon? *sigh* Damn team loyalty...

Oh well, Matt Climie is pretty drool-worthy too. Maybe he'll see this and start stretching like Bishop, just for me ;) A girl can dream!

Ms. Conduct  February 1, 2010 at 3:57 PM  

Actually, the stretch that Matt does during breaks on the ice is in my "hot stretching goalies" hall of fame.... I just don't have pics yet.

Love Climie though. He's one of my faves in the AHL. He's just got a phenomenal presence in net. Love to watch him. Plus, he's a nice guy. Skinny though. Needs a cheeseburger. :)

starryeyed  February 1, 2010 at 4:25 PM  

I love me some Climie...he's been my favorite hockey crush since the start of the season. He seems to be a really nice guy, too, from the one time I met him. He and Ray Sawada live together, Matt does the cleaning and Ray does the cooking, so I'll mention to Ray that you've ordered Matt a cheeseburger ;)

I'll be at the rest of the home games this year (plus a few of the away games), I'll see what I can do about pictures! When I'm not able to sit center ice on the glass my seats are two rows behind the net cuz I like the view!

Ms. Conduct  February 1, 2010 at 4:30 PM  

Nice. I'd love it! I'm actually going to be at the game next Tuesday, but I'm going with a work group, so while they know I'm hockey crazy, they don't quite know the extent of it. Nor do they need to. :) So I'm not taking my camera. But it will be fun to see Matt (or Ford, for that matter... sounds like he's playing great and I've never seen him play) and not have to root against him!

starryeyed  February 1, 2010 at 4:59 PM  

Yeah, my co-worker may be getting tired of hearing about hockey...but I listen to her go on about football, so it's all good! My first hockey game was the Stars opener at home in October, so I'm fairly new to the sport, but I'm whatever comes after "obsessed."

Ford has been an absolute brick wall, the guy is crazy good. Krahn is expected back in the next few weeks too, and nobody really knows what's going to happen - that's an awful lot of talent for one little net.

Ms. Conduct  February 1, 2010 at 5:13 PM  

Yeah, once hockey has its claws in you, it's tough to want them out, really. :) Great that the team has developed some new-to-the-sport die hard fans out there! The Dallas organization certainly has experience with building a hockey culture in a city, so I would expect no less.

LittleRedBeemer  February 1, 2010 at 8:55 PM  

You need to tell Brusty to do some stretches like that when warming up in FL next home game. = )

Tricia  February 3, 2010 at 6:56 PM  

I *think* I could stretch like that when I was 12.

Maybe.

starryeyed  February 6, 2010 at 9:13 AM  

Yes, I did get to see the giant bendy goalie porn in person myself last night. From two rows behind the net. There was a collective sigh from all the women around me...and then a lot of lust thrown on the ice. You didn't mention that the giant bendy goalie also practically does the splits before he folds himself in half. Wow.

Sadly, I did not get to compare Climie's stretch at the beginning of the second period, because he got his butt pulled from the game halfway through the first for allowing 3 goals in 7 shots. It was bad. I think he cried. I wanted to hug him and yell at him all at the same time. I'll always love my Climie, but 3 goals in 7 shots...ouch. Maybe they'll give him a chance to redeem himself tonight.

Ms. Conduct  February 6, 2010 at 11:03 AM  

Ohhh, I'm so glad you got to see it in person. Mercy. I missed it when they were in Houston because I was busy molesting Brusty with my eyes by his net. Though if I'd had more comfortable shoes on, I totally would have watched Bish stretch and then run around to the other end to watch Brusty play.

starryeyed  February 6, 2010 at 11:44 AM  

Do you think they have any idea what we're doing to them in our minds as we're watching them? Hmm, maybe that's what threw Climie off his game - maybe I thought lusty thoughts in his direction a little TOO hard! Good lord what I'd do to that poor boy...

Ms. Conduct  February 6, 2010 at 11:49 AM  

Oh Starry... you're a girl after my own heart. :)

starryeyed  February 6, 2010 at 12:13 PM  

No offense, but I'd rather have Climie's body ;)

starryeyed  February 6, 2010 at 10:20 PM  

Goalie heaven tonight...Climie had a shut-out with 41 shots on net from the Rivermen! Peoria pulled Toivonen and put Bishop in for the third period, where I was conveniently seated five rows back from his goalie porn stretch. I was resigned to not seeing it tonight, but the goalie lust gods decided I've been a very good girl this week ;)

Hope your games are going well too, I'm on a TOTAL hockey high!

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