Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Goalie's Psalm

Ya know, since Jesus Saves and whatnot:


The puck is my shepard;
I shall not ice.
It maketh me save in unnatural positions;
It leadeth me into leg splits;
It restoreth my fans’ faith;
It leadeth me in the paths of odd man rushes.
Yea, though I skate in the valley of the shadow of the net,
I will fear no sniper;
For my stick is with me.
My facemask and pads they comfort me;
They annointeth my body with Sports Crème;
My back-tippeth over!
Surely coaches and parents shall follow me all the games of my life.
And I shall dwell in the House of the Ice Rink forever.

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