Porn for Ms. Conduct

Brusty + Goalie Equipment = Joe O'Donnell is my hero

Check it out:

Part 1
Part 2

First of all, it appears I'm putting all my gear on correctly. Though I start with my right side on the skates and pads.

Second, that glove and blocker look so much more comfortable than my piece of shit set that smells like ass. (Though I did catch a puck at stick and puck today. I made everybody stop what they were doing and admire it.... okay, I didn't really, but I wanted to. It's like finding a unicorn in your backyard when I manage to catch one.)

Third, while that part of the video was certainly the most gripping, my very least favorite part of my goalie gear is my jock. I hate that thing.

(Favorite piece of gear: the terry cloth sweat band that velcros into the front of the mask over the eyebrows. I always hated getting sweat in my eyes when I skated out. I don't understand why player helmets don't have this feature. It's brilliant.)

Anyway, that was thoroughly delightful and informative, especially if you aren't familiar with goalie gear. And I'm awarding myself a gold star for getting through this post without saying any of the completely inappropriate things I'm thinking.