Tuesday, December 14, 2010

I has a team

I corrected my post yesterday after a flurry of emails came out from the Women's League folks that filled me in on what's actually going on with the league. The bad news is, there's only 3 teams again. The good news is, there's 3 full-time goalies, so we each got our very own team!

Now, I know I've had a team in Novice League all this time but players switch sides if needed and it's more of a collaborative, keep it even, kinda thing. But in Women's League, your team is your team and things are more structured.

So, this is really my first time being the goalie for a team like that and I'm really excited about it. I don't mind playing for a different team every week, but I was always envious of the skaters having that team bond and stability. As such, I'm super proud to say that I'm a Badger. :)

Or maybe I should dredge up this classic. I think the snake is a breakaway, right?

Ahhh, good times.

To celebrate having my very own team AND my 2 year goalieversary tomorrow, I'm bringing cookies for the girls tonight.


My girl Hammer posted this gem today of some of her Amerks doing a calendar or something in all their young beefcakery. God, I feel dirty, but look at 'em... all muscles and hockey gear...

Anyway, I know I've ranted about this before but I don't understand why teams don't make it standard issue to do a beefcake calendar every year for charity.

Not only will every straight woman in the building buy one (plus some for friends), people who were fans of guys because they used to be on their team will want them, too. Like, if Bingo did one? Yeah, I'd be shoving bitches out of the way to be first in line.

I'm not saying they need to be full on, greased up soft-core porn (though I wouldn't say no to that). Even what the Aeros did last season, with funny photos of the guys in their gear doing stuff you'd never do in your gear, like washing dishes or auto maintenance with a goalie stick, was fantastic. (It's still April 2010, right?)

Shit, just put 'em in suits walking down the hall with post-game shower-wet hair...


What was I... oh yeah...

And don't give me any objectification objections. They know they look good and they worked hard to get that way. Even the milkbag lookin' guys are bound to have nice legs. Make it work. Plus, if a team is willing the dress them in those ridiculous, clownish jerseys in the name of "charity," I don't see where this is any worse.

When I win the lotto and buy myself a hockey team, we're doing this. Consider yourselves notified.


Speaking of hot boys, though Carey doesn't do much for me personally, Drew just sent me this and it's just epic.


artandhockey  December 14, 2010 at 4:16 PM  

My what big teeth you have!
Am all for Beefcake...and know many others who do too!
Let's send a letter to the NORTH(pole).. maybe...
Hey, if 'serious' baritones pros can sing au naturel(see a recent post)!
Why NOT hockey pros..
well, they need not totally go naturell!

Ms. Conduct  December 14, 2010 at 4:24 PM  

"Dear Santa,

I would like 12 pictures of scantily clad hockey boys. You'll find $20 with the cookies and milk to give to charity.


D'Ann  December 15, 2010 at 1:44 AM  

The Dallas Stars do a calendar for the foundation every year...I think it is great...I mean, the team objectifies their Ice Girls more than any other (Have you SEEN the lake day video?!?!), why not the guys too? They are just dressed nice and around hot spots in Dallas...Trevor Daley might be wearing clothes in a pool...I might have bought 3....

maalivahti  December 19, 2010 at 8:54 AM  

I'm afraid to even click on that video. LOL. But yeah, I'm with you on the calendar thing. Especially the goofy stuff... auto maintenance with a goalie stick??? Can you scan this image please???? LOL

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